9/22/09
U.S. Mint
Washington DC
My name is the dollar bill. I was born off the printing press about one minute ago.
If you haven't met me or my trillions of other brothers and sisters, I am a piece of paper with a picture of George Washington on me. I am green and flimsy, yet I wield a ton of power.
Dude, I make up the freaking entire American economy!
So why write a diary from the point of view from a dollar?
Because as a dollar bill, I will meet way many more people and go to way many more interesting places than George Clooney ever will. (Hey, no George Clooney jokes. I happen to like his acting abilities and world-wide humanitarian work)
I am a fresh writer but hopefully this diary will show the world what I am made of.
Sincerely,
Dollar
